Category Archives: Humor

Yes, they may sometimes be irritating and hurt people’s sentiments. They may obviously not motivate them, but they often entertain them and this makes them always in demand as long as we the people need the longest laugh on our face. Continue reading

If you are desperate to show your site or blog to a lot of visitors without risking payments then you stand to be thoroughly humored notwithstanding the hard stats involved in this business. There is no dearth of free traffic exchanges. You register for one and hundreds come up cozy for you. Continue reading

There are lots of reasons for forgetfulness that don’t include being a “senior.” There’s the woman sitting at the wrong gate when her plane took off who then reported her car stolen after she searched in a different parking lot from where she actually parked. She wasn’t a senior, she was pregnant. Continue reading

There are many funny jokes floating around about women and their driving abilities. It’s a guy thing I guess. But is there any truth to assertions women are inferior to men when it comes to operating a vehicle? Continue reading

It was a fun day at the Kings Island Amusement Park for little Marina Collins and her family. She had ridden the Tea Cups, taken a train ride on the K.I. & Miami Railroad, and a fun splash down ride in White Water Canyon. Continue reading

We all have many talents that we can use to make our lives better and to make money. Some of us are athletic, some are incredibly intelligent. Others are funny and belong on a stage entertaining the world with their jokes. Continue reading

A brief how-to, self help guide on how to make friends, impress acquaintances and influence people. All you need to know in just a few steps on how to be the life of the party! Continue reading

When I was small there were a few things that made breakfast worth getting up for. First, was my mother Carmen’s oversized Aunt Jemima pancakes; these were so big that when rolled-up, they could be used for batting practice. Second, was Carmen’s Puerto Rican oatmeal (Avena); it was like eating hot ice cream. Continue reading

There’s nothing quite like one of our funny top ten lists to gently inform you that it’s time for major cosmetic surgery. That is, if you ever plan to show your droopy face in public again. Continue reading

What is MLMS? Middle lane Moron Syndrome is not exclusively for the middle lane drivers but is where a driver feels that when driving on a road with more than one lane it is acceptable for them to use a lane other than the left hand lane (when driving in the UK) to sit in when they are not overtaking another vehicle. Contrary to some arguments from people who fear they are wrongly diagnosed with MLMS it is irrelevant of the speed travelled, the time of day, the size of your car, the fact you are driving a car or… Continue reading

But I must urge you to consider this. Don’t follow people. It is not an activity a decent person like you should indulge in. Continue reading

Many people tend to be scared of visiting the dentists for the wrong reasons. Some people worry about the tests finding cavities. Others worry about root canals, or any other types of painful procedures. Me – I don’t care about tooth pain. I am afraid of the dentists themselves. Continue reading

Compensate for lack of touch. Cell phones and social network are all very well, but no amount of technological advancement can replace the magic of a warm hug. Continue reading

Lorenzo von Matterhorn is surprisingly enough very popular on the internet even though considering the fact that he is just a fictional character, introduced by the character Barney Stinson – real name Neil Patrick Harris – in one of the CBS sitcoms ‘How I Met Your Mother’. The character of Lorenzo von Matterhorn is said to be born in Switzerland in the year 1974. Soon after his birth, he was put into a basket and thrown into a river. Continue reading

My wife wanted to buy a Washing Machine, during the summer since our children were expected from the states, along with their kids for vacation. As usual, I was given the task of searching for the most economical, efficient and durable machine in the market. I set out looking for the machine in the Internet, carefully sifting the mass of information dumped on me, and shortlisted five items, which were very High Tech and Latest models with funny sounding names. Continue reading

Learn the joys of using hilarious ‘fake’ joke bumper stickers to prank a friend’s car. This is currently a popular gag, even among celebrities, but the idea is not new; the author has decades of experience in this form of humor. Continue reading

Selling an old car is never easy. A classified advertisement attracted the attention of a Brit who really couldn’t speak English. Continue reading

At the age of 89 Al Jaffee is still making a huge impact on the world of cartooning. His biggest impact is the the infamous Fold-ins on the back cover of Mad Magazine; Mr. Jaffee invented the gag in 1964 and since then has produced over 450 of the hilarious visual double-entendres. Equally skilled as a sharp-witted satirist, he is one of the main contributors to Mad’s Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions. Continue reading

A group of girls are on vacation in the Bahamas when they come across a 5 story hotel. The hotel has a large sign on it that says “For Women Only”. They figure since their husbands and boyfriends aren’t with them this would be a perfect place to stay at. Continue reading

There is a guy sitting at the bar that is just staring into his drink. This guy has been there for almost the entire day and hasn’t moved. Suddenly a known trouble making carpenter walks into the bar. Continue reading

Following one of my first posts on my blog, my best friend shared an experience sure to resonate with many readers. D owns a successful embroidery business. Continue reading

LT refuses to ride with me unless he is recovering from anesthesia. In our twenty years together he has been my passenger six times. Continue reading

Repeatedly, since I retired ten years ago (at 42), I have been asked “What do you do?” Over, over and over again, I have been asked. Continue reading

Recognize hot pants and the white go-go boots? Sorry, you just dated yourself! Not to worry, I am sure you love your appointed role as baby boomer in our society. Continue reading

Mommy and I decided to go out for a nice mother-daughter lunch after an exhausting trawl around an HUGE food warehouse store. I mean who REALLY uses a gallon size jar of Vienna sausages, yet we go up and down the aisles looking for that once in a lifetime bargain. Continue reading

Death and taxes, they happen to everyone, and while taxes happen on a daily basis, death usually happens but once. So I say, if you have to go, then why not enjoy the trip. Not in some morbid zombie like way, and I’m not suggesting an Edward the vampire living-death kind of thing either. Continue reading

This article provides a few suggestions for a man considering dressing like a woman to commit a crime. I suggest you put on your woman attire and visit a local bar, preferably one that plays a lot of country music. If you get hit on before midnight by more than one patron, consider yourself ready. Any amorous attention after midnight doesn’t count. It seems everyone gets prettier at closing time. Continue reading

The next article I perused was, “How To Get Ketchup Out Of A Bottle.” I’m not kidding. Clearly this is one of the great challenges of mankind and a requirement for being a better man. A humorous look at what someone thinks are the qualities needed to become a better man. Continue reading

Regis Philbin – “Heather, you’ve made it to the final round and have one lifeline left, which is the phone a friend lifeline.” “Answer the next question correctly and you’ll win the one million dollar top prize, however if you answer it incorrectly you’ll drop down to $32,00.. Continue reading

Billy Connolly is the comedian of his generation. Here is a list of 10 of his best comedy DVDs. Continue reading

So you want to be a rock god? Well just follow these 10 easy steps and you’ll be there before you can say “In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida!” Continue reading

Do women really believe they are fooling anyone? Nobody, with the possible exception of Martha Stewart, lives in a house that looks like the cover of Homes for Compulsive Cleaners. Why do women turn into Super Clean Woman when they learn a visitor is coming? Continue reading

An attorney married a woman who had previously been married nine different times to ten different men. On their wedding night she told her new husband to please be gentle and that she is still a virgin. Continue reading

Too many eyewitnesses are obsessed with UFO sightings, which may be hoaxes anyway. So my question is, are we overlooking the real hoax phenomenon here? Are we overlooking the diabolical Frisbee Hoaxes? Continue reading

According to Google Health: “ADHD is a problem with inattentiveness, over-activity, impulsivity, or a combination. For these problems to be diagnosed as ADHD, they must be out of the normal range for the child’s age and development.” I sometimes have this problem (not nearly as bad as others) and you are soon to find out just how bad my ADHD was with my little theme adventure. Ugh, writing this brings back some nightmares. Continue reading

Some times strange things happen in life. They may be pleasant or unpleasant. Sometimes unpleasant events become memorable in life especially during early age of teens. This is an imaginary episode I thought of which could happen with anyone at any place. It is rather humorous more than being unpleasant. Continue reading

I’m in my late 50′s t early 60′s and I enjoy sex. Well, let me put it this way, it’s been awhile but if I ever do it again I’m sure I’ll enjoy it. Continue reading

While waiting for my morning train to work, I was struck by the difference between the male and female commuters waiting at the station. In their practical clothes and open shoes, the women looked very comfortable and relaxed. On the other hand, the men had a somewhat confined and restrained look about them. Continue reading

So you have made your personal ‘tree change’. Two ‘office-workers’ have become dairy farmers… and after many trials and tribulations, have found their niche! Inevitably, everyone you know will come visiting to see what on earth you were thinking of. It’s exhausting… but it’s SO good to see beloved faces again – and to see the complete relaxation that results from a ‘Visit to the Farm’. Continue reading

In the short time I’ve resided in Tennessee I’ve noticed one thing; Tennesseans love their food! I’m certainly not using this as a putdown but in the area where I’m living they have a variety of food establishments I’ve not seen anywhere else. There’s Doris’s Diner in Celina that has a catfish fry, all you can eat, every Friday night. Continue reading

In this troubled economic times it is time someone stepped forward and offered real world advice about being laid off or fired. How do you know when its coming? What can you do? Did I forget to mention that this is a humor column? Continue reading

As some of you may know I have retired and moved to Tennessee from Florida. It’s definitely been a lifestyle change, mostly for the better, and I thought I’d share my impressions of Tennessee, the lifestyle here, and the day to day goings on that make my life what it currently is. First thing is being retired is interesting. Continue reading

On April 26, 1933, one of the most successful female comedians in the history of American TV show was born – Carol Burnett. Burnett is a native of San Antonio, Texas. She lived a challenging life as a daughter of alcoholic parents, who left her to her grandmother. Continue reading

There are stages in human life. In the bygone days, especially during youth, life seems to be full of pleasures without much responsibility. During those days the mind could think about creating some laughable stock. It helps in later life to revive cheerful spirits and maintain humor in life. In today’s speedy and busy life there is little time to get relief from harsh times of recession. So there must be some moments to smile and even laugh during the times of sufferings and hardships. Continue reading

I moved to Tennessee just over 2 months ago and as most of you know I was impressed with the natural beauty of the area, by the friendliness of the people here, and the general attitude of civility and in what I describe as a general shyness. Yes, I know that some of you are probably choking on your coffee right now. When I say shyness I don’t mean the “Aw gosh” kind of shyness I mean a kind of pervasive shyness to talk about certain things. Continue reading

Religion is one of my favorite topics for humor. The deeper you delve into a specific faith, the more material it will provide for a good laugh. Here are a few familiar religions with some unfamiliar rituals. Continue reading

Christmas in July is a marketers’ dream come true. Get the public to think about cold weather; the idea is to arouse the Christmas spirit despite scalding temperatures. Continue reading

Bill Hicks was a renowned stand-up comedian (notably), philosopher (arguably), and satirist (indubitably). He became famous for his ribald language and off-color subject matter. His greatest fame and notoriety, though, came from his ability to challenge mainstream beliefs and ideas. He has influenced the vast majority of famous and noteworthy comedians with acerbic styles in the past decade and a half. Hicks died of pancreatic cancer, which had metastasized to his liver, in 1994 at age 32. Continue reading

Bill Hicks began complaining of pains in the side of his abdomen while touring in Australia in April 1993. He was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer on June 16th, and began receiving weekly chemotherapy. He still toured during this time, and recorded his album Arizona Bay, named after the giddy flight of fancy in his act about Los Angeles being swallowed by the Pacific Ocean. Continue reading

My mother, Evelyn Gialuco, hired Whitey, a painter and his dog Mugsy, to paint our home because she wanted to sell it and move back to Camden with her sister Sistina. Whitey owned a large Winnebago and would often park and sleep in our driveway at night. Continue reading